Entertainment in a single sentence. These one liners are little compilations of my life, other people's lives, experiences, imagination and just a few spark-thoughts that keep me going throughout the day. Hope you like them!
Today my 13-year-old brother proudly declared that he knows that "WTF" means "Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet.
I conduct job interviews for a living and nothing gives me a better sense of wielding karma than giving the job to the nervous kid instead of the better qualified arrogant prick.
(thought of that while getting my college interview on)
"I was waiting for you," she said, and for an instant I wasn't alone.
From the moment her arms wrapped around my chest and her head found its place against my shoulder, I knew beyond a doubt that I would never think of five feet as too short ever again.
I woke up knowing that today was going to be like every other day because there was only one thing I was going to think about and it made me want to go back under the covers.
I never knew why I was blessed with these disproportionally large man-hands until I used them to cover my face against the world.
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"Today my 13-year-old brother proudly declared that he knows that "WTF" means "Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet."
ReplyDeleteLOL i love that. that's hilarious.
kudos for a well written blog.
-becky (told you, i promised i'd comment! :D)
Your hands aren't disproportionally large.
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